Drowning in corporate bullshit? Congrats! You’ve unlocked the forbidden vault of “CORPORATE BULLSHIT” survival tips—because HR could careless, your boss is lost & delirious, humor is mandatory & sanity is optional.
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Today's survival tip is...
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Proceed with caution—these tips are responsible for 97% of office confusion, at least three printer malfunctions and a mysterious surge in coffee consumption. If your boss walks by, squint at your screen and say, “Interesting… that’s not what the spreadsheet said.”, even though it still won't register.